Merchandise from films that we really want

You can get almost any movie merchandise you want nowadays -books, mugs, t-shirts and so on and so forth. But lets be honest- this isnt the merchandise we were hoping for -if your going to give us some promotional merchandise, make it exciting, fun -and deadly. These are the movie spin off gear we all want, but will never get.

• A proper lightsabre. Yeah, even since we saw it take off a hand in that cantina we’ve all wanted one- dont lie. You’ll start fights in the street just because you’ve found someone else with one, you’ll no longer have to make the noises yourself and you’ll be able to have it in a number of colours. People would be duelling like samurais all over the place and every nerd’s dream will come true. Just make sure you dont slice your own arm off.
• The time travelling DeLorean car. Yes, that DeLorean -ever since Back to the future we’ve wanted to jump into one and go screw about with our timelines, changing our past to benefit our future. The only problem is, everyone will want one, and with everyone doing it the past will be changing every five minutes and the universe will implode. haha -nah, just messing with ya, but just how radically different would the future be after changing it? Since the whole world is experiencing a retro eighties style fad at the moment, this is the car to be seen in.
• The Hellraiser Lament configuration box. Yes, Satan’s answer to the Rubix cube will result in you having a visit from Pinhead, but that makes it perfect for getting rid of those unwanted guest and bill collectors. Tim in finance about to get that promotion that is rightfully yours? Not now their not. Everyone trying to get in your way now gets a one way trip -south of the equator. Be careful that in your boredom you dont find yourself picking it up, this is one paperweight that can be murder.

Need some branded merchandise that isnt going to kill you?

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